Cheesius's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Deh Grait Steig Tan B]

You said to vote fie

I hereby vote fie! Which is Norpanish for two. Really. Go get yourself an English-Norpanish dictionary, you'll see.

Anyway, it was okay, but a bit too random. There was some cool stuff going on there! But... Just little bits of cool stuff. Randomly thrown together.

[Sribbles - Ep:1]

Hmm.

The dancing was a bit bland - I think just because all you did was move about the bits you made. I think you need to have him bend and reshape to dance - which means frame-by-frame work... Which, I think would work very well for something made of scribbles.

You credited "Shake ya tail feather" to the Blues Brothers... Well, it did come from that movie, but it was performed by them and the late, great Ray Charles. You really should have credited him. It's a great song... Unfortunately, Scribbles dance lacked the soul that the song had. I'd love to see him dancing to it properly.. Frame by frame.

[Bubble Tea]

Front page? I don't see it.

This is not bad - don't get me wrong. It's just that the animation is a bit crappy - just need to practice, I'd say - and the jokes were just plain random. Very odd.

I dunno. It didn't suck.. But I expect front page stuff to really impress the hell out of me, so I was disappointed.

[Frame by Frame stuff]

Nice, but too fast

I'd have dropped the framerate a bit, or added more frames. Yeah, you're right, that would have been a pain. Just drop the framerate a bit. Nicely done, however. Keep up the good work.

[ILoveEgg Special-EggSong]

Hmm. How will this fare on NewGrounds?

It's very cute, and very childrens songish. We'll see if the newgrounds public will appreciate it. I do, but then, I've loved the iloveegg series for a long time.

[I Love Egg ep.11]

I love egg! And I love I love egg!!!

This is the best yet! And at the same time, I never thought i love egg would ever get this violent. But somehow, it's all the funnier for it! Fantastic. Now I have to go check out the special iloveegg song.

Yay!

[This Movie May Scare You]

Holy cow!

Dude, you have GOT to optimize your sound! I thought the review I just read was being too harsh - but yeah, 5 megs? For THAT??? The whole thing is what, ten seconds? There's NO good reason for that. You really really need to optimize the sound. This shouldn't have been more than about 300k. I gotta vote low because of the sheer size of it.

[.-.Windows Xp.-.]

It's relatively original, except...

It's relatively original, except for the stick figure fighting bit - which is pretty standard stuff. Some suggestions:

A preloader. It sucks not knowing when to press play - on my browser, it's not always clear when a flash movie has loaded.

When the virus warning pops up, I think it would be better if the dialog box had a "disinfect?" button, and the stick guy looked up, and tried frantically to jump high enough to press the button, but failed.

Once the "ninja death virus" arrived, it would be better if it looked more ninja-like... With a vague suggestion of a ninja outfit, and maybe it could throw some ninja stars, or drop down on a rope, or something. Some unneccesary jumps and flips would be cool too, and I think add some humor.

Some easter eggs would be cool - Like if you clicked on an icon, a window might open up, and he'd have to interact with that window... Of course, that might get very complex, but it would ROCK if done right.

I'd definitely like to see you continue working on this - yes, the stick fighting thing has been done to death, but this is an original concept. Don't fall into the trap of just having it be fight after fight in different areas of windows... Have the guy interact with windows in different ways, and add more humor, I think that's the way to go with this. So far so good - Keep it up!

[Foamy - EXTREME]

A little disappointing

I wanted to see Foamy get in on some mortal kombat style fighting - that's what I was expecting. It was pretty funny, though, unexpected, etcetera. Not bad.

[(2004) Long Lost Brothers]

You rule. You RULE!

That rocked. I love your stuff! I laughed so hard at the baby picture! Very well done. Looking forward to your next submission.