Cheesius's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Tiny Japanese Girl]

Fantastic animation, mediocre music :/

I'm just not enjoying the Savionic songs that much. The video is awesome, it's super amazing work, but the music, aside from a few jokes and a couple of bits that are pretty good is kinda blah. Ah well.

[John McCain]

That was great! I mean, wtf? but great!

Seriously, I have no idea what that was all about. It was pretty funny, it was really creepy, but I liked it. But seriously, wtf? But... yeah. I dunno. Good job.

[Spanky & Spingo save xmas]

Meh. I'm done watching your cartoons now.

Again, as before, the animation was fine, but the story was incredibly "meh." It didn't make me lol, it didn't make me heh, it just kinda made me "meh." Also, "music by bob" - The only music I noticed was by the Gorillaz. Maybe you had some other music in there, but I didn't notice it.

Constructive criticism? get a funny friend to collaborate with you on your scripts.

[Unkings]

Good animation, but slow plot and kinda dumb

Drawing is good, animation is good, but it was kinda slow, and the punchline took too long to deliver once it was over. Dunno, I'll look at other stuff you made, but this was kinda lame.

[The Owls]

Um. what?

A combination of really bad animation and kind of bad music, but you put a lot of effort into this, and it made me lol. I voted 3, because while it was really rough, the animation was kinda awful, but it made me lol.

kikkimikki responds:

The flash wouldnt be as funny if it had supergood animation^^

[Monkey Madness III]

Nicely done.

Some people can be stupid. If you had replaced the monkey with a person, nobody would think you were trying to make a statement about animal rights. The fact is, this is Newgrounds, and it's full of cartoons about people and animals being horribly tortured and killed. Heck, most of my cartoons involve something being killed horribly. I'm not trying to make a statement, I just think that cartoon violence is funny stuff. And it's clear to me that you're not making a statement either.

I liked it, my only complaint was that it was too short... however, that's most of the complaints I see about my own cartoons... so I'm one to talk. good job.

[Las Aventuras de Mr Coo#3]

I liked it, but not as much as the first one.

I felt like it was too short, there wasn't enough really going on in this one. It was superbly animated, just as before, but... I guess I was waiting for the next thing to happen after he got into the loop, and all that happened was I had the option to replay the toon. Meh.

[Pico vs. Sticks]

It;s INFESTED... not invested.

Investing is something that stockbrokers do. Infesting is something that cockroaches do. I know, cockroaches and stockbrokers are very similar, but that's the difference.

Other than that, I have no complaints.

brainface responds:

hahahaha yeah I had to make up that stuff really fast since pico day was almost over. buts its all changed now. Thanks for the review

[Pico has a Tree House.]

Meh

You could have lowered the sound quality and then it would have fit under the size guideline... I suspect that you never finished the sound, maybe you didn't like the sound of your own voice. But whatever.

The movie was boring as can be without sound. It really really needed sound. Also, the whole thing fell flat, the detention scene was what, 10 seconds?

The animation showed promise, so did the artwork. But it wasn't funny, it was kind of hard to follow (you should have shown what pico was doing, not just showing his head while he writes something that we can't see. Is he copying? Hard to tell.

Anyway, yeah, as I said... meh.

imjeffhip responds:

umm..i think you reviewed the wrong movie

[Three lil Pigs: pt. I]

Meh

Usually I disagree with all the morons who shout "THIS GOT FRONTPAGE??? OMG WTF" etcetera, but in this case, I find myself wondering why this got front page. Clearly a lot of work went into this, and I don't mean any disrespect about that - You worked your butt off, and I can respect that. But I had several problems.

A - You could at least TRY to do different voices, instead of everything having the same voices... Oh, but you had a solution for that, didn't you? And that's problem...
B - The crappy soundboard samples you used for the other characters were... well, crappy. And not terribly entertaining.
C - The whole thing dragged. I didn't find it very funny, I'm sorry to say. It had moments, but it had a lot of moments where it was not interesting at all, where it went on and on and on and on and ... yeah.

Nice effort, but meh.