Cheesius's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Smith Orders a Burger]

Not original, I'm afraid

I've seen the same gag done before - a few times. Sorry.

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

Dang. I thought I'd made something original. Back to the drawing borard.

[Black Ops: Virus]

Wow.

You should get these four day animation itches more often!!! This was very cool. I would say that it kind of looked like it was in fast-forward mode most of the time - things happened too fast to seem "right" - a good example is when he gets shot, and puts on the patch thingy, that went too fast.

Overall, it was very cool, but too short, it seems like part of something... I'd love to see the rest of it! :)

[Old: Couple O Shorts 5]

I'm usually the first one to go...

...Oh, god... Not another stick figure movie. But that's because they usually suck.

This doesn't suck. This is far from suckage. About as far as you can get. Get your mic fixed, and it would have been a ten across the board. This freakin' rocked. I'mmah go watch more of your stuff. Because... Man. Rock. This did.

ZT responds:

Woot! Warning: My other stuff isn't as good.

This is my best entrance by far, anyhoo I'm glad you like it,
thanks for the review.
-ZT

[Flight 227]

It wasn't the worst thing I ever saw.

But lord, it wasn't good. Let me count the ways (and hopefully give you some useful constructive feedback in the process):

Firstly - man, that play button took WAY too long to draw. I was wondering what it was trying to write. "P.. Poo! No... PL... Plane? PLA... Yeah, Plane. Ooohh... PLAY." A play button should appear pretty quickly, so that people (like me) aren't irritated waiting for it.

Secondly - Flight 227 - I don't know much about military stuff, but that sounds like a civilian flight designation to me. When I saw the military jet, that really threw me off.

Thirdly - The plane shouldn't have shown up on the radar before it took off. That was just dumb. Do a little research.

Fourthly - Wow, everyone sounds exactly the same! Oh, wait - they're all you. This particular military installation is apparently populated by clones. Get at least one friend to help do voices with you.

Fifthly - The sound of the jet taking off - umm. Dude. Get some sound effects. There are plenty on the web. Don't make jet noises with your mouth.

Sixthly - the alien ship, compared to the plane, looked like... Well, like you drew it with a couple of ovals. Which you did.

And seventhly - Ooookay... .So the aliens apparently came down just to harrass the pilots and ram their plane. That story kind of bites.

[Technology Sucks]

Cute, reasonably well animated, but

It's not bad, but it could use (a) a little less volume on the music, and (b) a bit more to the story. But I see potential. I shall have to go look at some of your other submissions.

[The_Chainsaw]

Cooooool!

But you've got to draw some invisible boxes over your button text - it's too hard to hit the buttons. It looks good tho, overall. No real suggestions other than that.

ColinMatthews responds:

Oh, okay, if that little thing will b e an improvment, so it shall be.

[Throwaway Joke 1-Meat]

A lot of setup for a throw-away joke

I realize that was kind of the point, and I do see some good skills there... But it wasn't that funny. Keep working on stuff. It was definitely too long, and just not that funny.

[Higher Education 1.2]

I just wasted... Um... However long that was

Ok, since I'm exceedingly lazy, and since you mentioned that I should watch the first one before watching the second one, I'm gonna combine the reviews of the first and second episodes. But don't worry, I hated them both about the same.

Most of the humor was really predictable, and what was left was pretty much not that funny. Box's voice is a pretty blatant (bad) rip-off of Butthead. The graphics - I can live with lame graphics, but laziness just irritates me. You couldn't draw a second fist graphic for him to punch the guy with? I will say that the opening sequence is nicely done. And what's with all these FRIENDS parodies? Enough! It hasn't been original or funny to toss in a Friends parody in years! The music was okay. In general, I'd say it sucked quite a bit. But I've seen worse.

I'm not planning on watching the next one, these two sucked so bad. But please, don't let that stop you from improving things - it desperately needs improvement.

[Discovery: The Wheel]

Predictable, but cute

The shaky thing is cool, but your stuff is a bit too sketchy. The joke was too predictable, so it came as no suprise, which means it wasn't all that funny. As far as this other review:

"I think flash animators are just sucking balls lately... Please Newgrounds!!!, review the stuff before it goes on the site!"

That's the whole point, anyone can post stuff, and everyone reviews it. I love it. I'd rather see crap than not see something someone else deems to be crap. And this is far from crap.

[omgwtftetris?]

I liked it!

I enjoyed the random video game references. I laughed really hard when the asteroids ship came in and blew some blocks away! Then the mushroom, then... Man. It was fun. I also loved the blocks falling at odd angles. Nice nice nice.