Cheesius's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Dance of Evil]

That was great!

I was looking back through my reviews, and thought - I should watch movies made by anyone who has reviewed my stuff. What the heck!

Man, a lot of people have not made stuff, or it hasn't passed submission. I never really realized how many people just watch stuff here. That's cool, tho. Yours was the first review I hit where the author actually had flash to look at.

This was funny as hell, I enjoyed it lots! My only complaint is that I couldn't tell it was Sauron until the ring fell off his hand. Even then, I was like "Okay, now there's this random LOTR thing going on here... That's odd... OH! I get it!" But still, comedy gold. It's even funnier now that I know it was sauron. Good job on that. I enjoyed it lots.

Open-sketchbook responds:

Thats one of the things I really hate about newgrounds; most of the members, mostly those who have the strongest opinions about how much stuff sucks, have never submitted a movie, and are incapable of knowing how hard flash is. I wish that people with no movies couldn't review, man, that would make my life so much easier...

[Todd & Dan - King of Clay]

"I think I'm dying... And getting a tan"

The best line in the whole thing! Knox gets a great punchline. Very cool.

The rest of it was okay, although it seemed kind of pointless for the most part... But that's cool. It was well made and stuff, and it made me laugh.

AntiClockClock, you still need a better microphone.

AntiClockClock responds:

Dude... I did get a new microphone.. its actually a headset so I get better recording quality AND volume... I had to increase the volume of everyone elses voice-overs.

[Anti-Socials]

Not bad! Now, if it was only animated.

I mean, yes, there were animated parts, but the "slide-show" thing you've got going on here is way too tedious. You lost points on interactivity because it was actually TOO interactive. Weird.

Anyway, yeah - It's a great idea, very funny and all.. But seriously, just animate it, get some voices going and stuff. That's what this needs. The last review (that I saw) said to expect this to be at the top 50 - I think to get there it needs to be animated. Basically, what you have here is a really nice storyboard.

Dan-Mazkin responds:

Basically, this was for a uni assignment where we had to make it an interactive comic, my plans were to have it an animation with voices, yet I didn't have enough time for that, but rest assured, the next episodes i work on will be fully animated and have voice acting.

[SAR in Dr.BO Episode 2]

Dude! I rank "error!"

Ok, that rocked. When I saw this in there, I was like "I need to watch the first one first" and so I did, and it was pretty fucking funny - except for all the stuff that you already know sucked (no voices, etcetera).

This one ROCKED. It was hilarious. I laughed out lour repeatedly, it was great. But you need to fix the programming on the quiz thingy. Firstly, it seemed that it wasn't even supposed to show up unless I found easter eggs - which I didn't until afterward. Then it ranked me as "error" when I got 8/10.

But overall, yeah. That rocked. Looking forward to episode 3, which, as much as I'd like to see it soon (NOW! NOW! GIVE IT TO ME NOW!!!) I am willing to wait however long it takes (NOWNOWNOWNOWNOW) for you to put out a quality toon like this one. Take your time. (NOOOOOWWWW!!!!!1)

SecretAgentRege responds:

You sir have found the Golden Easter Egg. Okay, so it's not golden, infact, it was probably easier than the original 5. Anywho, the golden opened up the quiz for you without having to find the 5 in the movie. As for returning an error, I'm not sure why that would happen. It hasn't happened for me, nor a bunch of others that have used it. I shall look over the code after this weekend, but I believe I cannot upload another version anyway for I have way over 5,000 views.

As for the third, it is written and will begin development as soon as I get some free time. Thanks for the review and support!

[Uncle Hopkins Episode 2]

Some tips

Firstly - I think you got lazy and didn't want to finish this... You could have animated the machine working and fixing the backward speaker's speech, but you didn't bother, you just had the reading guy tell that part. Lame.

Secondly - I agree with a previous reviewer - you know you have a poor microphone, so you should do captions so we can understand what's being said.

Thirdly - Um... I dunno, I guess I only have just the one tip. At least the sound was synced properly in this episode - clearly you have learned to stream your sound. That's a good thing. Keep at it, and get better. This one was less entertaining than the first one, although your skill clearly has improved a bit since then.

bashfultrousers responds:

wow this is one of the best reviews i have ever gotten not becasue of the score but because of the helpful information, thank you