Score: 4

"Meh"

submission: Three lil Pigs: pt. I

date: April 26, 2006

Usually I disagree with all the morons who shout "THIS GOT FRONTPAGE??? OMG WTF" etcetera, but in this case, I find myself wondering why this got front page. Clearly a lot of work went into this, and I don't mean any disrespect about that - You worked your butt off, and I can respect that. But I had several problems.

A - You could at least TRY to do different voices, instead of everything having the same voices... Oh, but you had a solution for that, didn't you? And that's problem...
B - The crappy soundboard samples you used for the other characters were... well, crappy. And not terribly entertaining.
C - The whole thing dragged. I didn't find it very funny, I'm sorry to say. It had moments, but it had a lot of moments where it was not interesting at all, where it went on and on and on and on and ... yeah.

Nice effort, but meh.

Score: 6

"It's a great concept"

submission: Boneland's Stray Bullet

date: April 22, 2006

But you went on and on and on and on with the guy who had the cure for cancer, and it was pretty obvious what was gonna happen with him. We knew the bullet was gonna come and kill him and wipe out the cure for cancer at the same time. For that reason (plus the fact that he wasn't really killed in a funny or original way) the joke fell flat. If the punchline to the joke is known, taking longer and longer to get to the punchline doesn't make it funnier, it just makes it more tedious, unless there are little gags along the way.

Of course a lot of other people seem to like it, so oh well.

Score: 6

"Nice"

submission: Car Accident

date: April 20, 2006

Too bad you neglected to submit it as a game tho. Maybe that's something you can still fix? I don't know, I've only submitted cartoons.

Anyway, it's a fun little choose-your-own-adventurey thing. Nicely done and entertaining to boot.

Score: 10

"All my five are belong to this."

submission: Dumbass Mario

date: April 20, 2006

Of course, that's because I can't vote SIX. This was freakin hilarious, sprite animation the way it's supposed to be done. Good job all around.

Score: 6

"I like it, but it's too quiet."

submission: Banana Heist

date: April 19, 2006

I'm gonna make a soundtrack for your cartoon, because it deserves one. If you want it, e-mail me, and let me know where to send it.

Score: 7

"Nicely done."

submission: X-mas day in the morning

date: April 19, 2006

Of course, it was pretty much the same scene with different characters, but it's not like you're trying to pretend you made it up. Anyway, the animation was spot-on, and the sync was perfect. I'm assuming the characters are based on you and a couple of friends. Anyway... yah. Not original, but very well done.

Score: 9

"Definitely not over rated."

submission: The People's Mario

date: April 19, 2006

This is an excellent cartoon, well done. I love the stylized look of the thing, it has just the right feel to it. Great job.

Score: 2

"meh"

submission: Pokemon Snot Green

date: February 27, 2006

I'm on dialup, so I'm likely to notice some things other people won't... Cheif among this is the music playing while it's loading. That's just annoying. I tend ot watch one cartoon while another one loads, and the music makes it difficult, which right away makes me dislike your toon a bit. I haven't even SEEN the toon yet, and already I'm predisposed to think it's going to be annoying. The saving grace is that the music did fade out at some point, at least there's that.

Ok, it's done loading, gonna watch now.

Meh. Not very interesting, not very funny. The sprite animation was well done, but since sprite animation is so easy, I'm not likely to give you many points for that. Try to come up with some actual jokes, rather than just having the characters be annoying.

Score: 2

"Eh"

submission: DeletePlz!"

date: February 27, 2006

Long way to go for something not terriby funny and a bit predictable. Some suggestions.

The person before me suggested increasing the framerate - that'd be a good idea, it's a little sluggish.

Also, there's not a whole lot going on while he's chasing Eggman, it's a long way to go, and then the spikes appear, and it's pretty obvious what's gonna happen there... And the joke falls flat because it wouldn't be difficult for him to turn around and go the other way.

The sprites looked fine, the music and sound effects sounded fine. The toon was just kinda blah. Come up with some ideas, or collaborate with someone with good ideas, and you could make a decent sprite toon.

Score: 5

"It's okay... But"

submission: WorldWar2

date: February 27, 2006

The animation required too much of my old computer, even with the quality set to low, it just skipped too many frames. I had to actually download the thing and convert it to an AVI first, then it played beautifully. Because the thing played so slowly without conversion, and because they're pretty simple basic stick figures, I rated it kinda low... but not as low as I could have, because the stick figures move very well.

Other than that, it's just mayhem. There's no plot, it's just "Hey, look! Hitler's talking. Oooh, people are fighting. Lots of people fighting. Is that german music? Oh, well, never mind. Peuple fighting and dying.

Sound rated pretty high, it was well done.

Violence? Yeah, that was okay. Not superb, mind you - but very good. But... that's just about all there was.

Overall I was just annoyed by how slow it ran and the fact that there wasn't really a story, it was just violence, nothing but.

Ah well. It didn't suck.