Cheesius

Age/Gender: 38, Male
Location: Oregon
Job: Editor

I always watch cartoons fully before reviewing them, and I try to respond to as many reviews as possible.

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Score: 3
Brazil

"meh"

submission: Brazil
date: October 14, 2008

I remember when this was posted before, maybe it was one of the Peepl's stuff toons, I don't remember. I do remember thinking "I'm not sure why he bothered, the original Weebl cartoon was better." I still feel that way, and I'm not sure why it hit the front page.

It's well animated, it's just not as funny as the original cartoon, which I suspect many of the people who gave you high marks have not seen (and which, I note, Weebl has not posted here). If I had never seen the original, I'd give you higher marks, but this pales in comparison.

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Score: 10
John McCain

"That was great! I mean, wtf? but great!"

submission: John McCain
date: October 14, 2008

Seriously, I have no idea what that was all about. It was pretty funny, it was really creepy, but I liked it. But seriously, wtf? But... yeah. I dunno. Good job.

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Score: 2
Spanky & Spingo save xmas

"Meh. I'm done watching your cartoons now."

date: September 29, 2008

Again, as before, the animation was fine, but the story was incredibly "meh." It didn't make me lol, it didn't make me heh, it just kinda made me "meh." Also, "music by bob" - The only music I noticed was by the Gorillaz. Maybe you had some other music in there, but I didn't notice it.

Constructive criticism? get a funny friend to collaborate with you on your scripts.

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Score: 3
Unkings

"Good animation, but slow plot and kinda dumb"

submission: Unkings
date: September 29, 2008

Drawing is good, animation is good, but it was kinda slow, and the punchline took too long to deliver once it was over. Dunno, I'll look at other stuff you made, but this was kinda lame.

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Score: 6
The Owls

"Um. what?"

submission: The Owls
date: September 29, 2008

A combination of really bad animation and kind of bad music, but you put a lot of effort into this, and it made me lol. I voted 3, because while it was really rough, the animation was kinda awful, but it made me lol.

September 29, 2008

Author's Response:

The flash wouldnt be as funny if it had supergood animation^^

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Score: 4
Concatenate! v1

"MUST... STOP... ANNOYING... PIANO LOOP...."

submission: Concatenate! v1
date: May 5, 2006

My GOD that's annoying. It has to go. First I had to deal with it while the thing was loading, then it kept playing while I played the game.

Also, the game just isn't that much fun to play. Sorry, I can't tell if it's not fun because it's not well made, or if it's just that I was ANNOYED AS CRAP BY THE PIANO LOOP. Bah.

Author's Response:

yeah, sorry about that. I figured it would be annoying, but I was messing around with learning sound and had nothing else. once I get enough free time, that'll be one of the first things changed.

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Score: 7
Monkey Madness III

"Nicely done."

submission: Monkey Madness III
date: May 4, 2006

Some people can be stupid. If you had replaced the monkey with a person, nobody would think you were trying to make a statement about animal rights. The fact is, this is Newgrounds, and it's full of cartoons about people and animals being horribly tortured and killed. Heck, most of my cartoons involve something being killed horribly. I'm not trying to make a statement, I just think that cartoon violence is funny stuff. And it's clear to me that you're not making a statement either.

I liked it, my only complaint was that it was too short... however, that's most of the complaints I see about my own cartoons... so I'm one to talk. good job.

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Score: 6
Las Aventuras de Mr Coo#3

"I liked it, but not as much as the first one."

date: May 3, 2006

I felt like it was too short, there wasn't enough really going on in this one. It was superbly animated, just as before, but... I guess I was waiting for the next thing to happen after he got into the loop, and all that happened was I had the option to replay the toon. Meh.

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Score: 6
Pico vs. Sticks

"It;s INFESTED... not invested."

submission: Pico vs. Sticks
date: May 1, 2006

Investing is something that stockbrokers do. Infesting is something that cockroaches do. I know, cockroaches and stockbrokers are very similar, but that's the difference.

Other than that, I have no complaints.

Author's Response:

hahahaha yeah I had to make up that stuff really fast since pico day was almost over. buts its all changed now. Thanks for the review

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Score: 3
Pico has a Tree House.

"Meh"

date: May 1, 2006

You could have lowered the sound quality and then it would have fit under the size guideline... I suspect that you never finished the sound, maybe you didn't like the sound of your own voice. But whatever.

The movie was boring as can be without sound. It really really needed sound. Also, the whole thing fell flat, the detention scene was what, 10 seconds?

The animation showed promise, so did the artwork. But it wasn't funny, it was kind of hard to follow (you should have shown what pico was doing, not just showing his head while he writes something that we can't see. Is he copying? Hard to tell.

Anyway, yeah, as I said... meh.

Author's Response:

umm..i think you reviewed the wrong movie

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